What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why do bees buzz?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?