What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do mice need oiling?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do cows go to New York?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How does dinner smell?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
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