Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?