Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
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