What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did you learn in school today, son?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?