What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How long will dinner be?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
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