Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?