How does a taco bless the table?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why is a doctor always calm?