What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
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