Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?