What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
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What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
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