What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do fairies always drink?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?