What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

How do you get straight A's?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?