What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why was the math book sad?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?