Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?