Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?