What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do elves learn in school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
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