What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a peanut in space?