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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you call the dog magician?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why didn't the melons get married?

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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?