What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
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What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What type of car do planets buy?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
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