What do you call a hairless poodle?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What animal has the most fun?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?