What dog never pays attention in class?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How does a witch play loud music?

What school subject really rocks?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?