How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
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