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What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?