What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?