Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!