What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where do birds go to drink?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?