How did the toad die?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Families are like fudge.

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?