What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What school subject really rocks?

How do hurricanes see?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?