How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a sad latte?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?