How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why was the mime upset?