What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?