Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's the politest month?

I like telling Dad jokes.

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call stolen cheese?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What table can you never sit at?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?