What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?