Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What game does a rabbit always win?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
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