Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?