Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What animal has the most fun?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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