What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?