Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do bees say in the summer?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
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