Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
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