Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
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