Why was the cat so small?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which plant has the best roar?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the sailor lose his job?