What do cows say when you milk them?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How does dinner smell?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What instrument did the door play in the band?