What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do cows say on NYE?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why is the number 4 so smart?