Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?