What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Which former US President was always cold?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?