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Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

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What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What's the friendliest national park?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?