What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
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Where do stars go to college?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do German dogs sleep?
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