What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why can't you trust a pig?
The museum curator needed a break.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
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