Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's the holiest insect?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is the loneliest cheese?
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