Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's the friendliest pen?