How did the pirate call his mother?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do fish use for glasses?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?