What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do jokesters study in college?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How do automobiles fly?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?