What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?