What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What animal floats best?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?