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What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

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Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

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What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?