Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do fish do at parades?

Why was the horse so happy?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Which president loved to take baths?