Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What sweet treat never panics?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?