Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why was the cow afraid?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?