What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
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