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What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What fish sings the best?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?