Why did the elk have great hair?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Which cats have the best manners?