Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where does breakfast live?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What bird is always sad?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?