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What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

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What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

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What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What season begins with a thud?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?