Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?