What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?