Why is a doctor always calm?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?