Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why is spring the oddest season?

My brother is my partner in crime.

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What animal has the most fun?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?