What do you give a sick pig?

Why do vampires always look sick?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What cartoon character loves insects?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?