Why do legumes gossip so much?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which animal will never go bald?