How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's the politest month?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

How does a lion greet other animals?