What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
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