What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
How does dinner smell?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do ants go to eat?
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