What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
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What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is the color of the wind?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
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