What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's a cat's favorite board game?