Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?