I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do math teachers love March?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?