What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?