What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
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