What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What condiment has wings?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
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