What horn never makes a sound?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

The museum curator needed a break.

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?