What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you say to a really good barista?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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