What did the airline worker name her child?

How do fleas travel?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What is the coolest country?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?