Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a dog in space?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?