Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What sports are both plant-based?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the bee sad?