My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What fish only swims at night?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
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