What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.