A book just fell on my head.

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What is the most faithful insect?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?