What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

When should you start writing a book?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the foal cough?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?