Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
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