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What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What says: oom oom oom?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?