What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How does a cow do math?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why is a computer so smart?

What kind of bird can write?

Why are stones so good at music?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?