Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
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