Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?