Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?