What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you say to a really good barista?