Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?