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Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Which family member has tusks?

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What is blue and not heavy?

What is a spider's favorite book?

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