What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?