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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?