Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What time of day was Adam created?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?