When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
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