When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Which animals make the best football players?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How much money does a skunk have?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is the strongest animal?
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