How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?