Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why are frogs always happy?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Which animal will never go bald?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?