When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where does the Little Mermaidâ˘ď¸ dream to go on vacation?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did Pinocchioâ˘ď¸ hate his nose?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the bread do on vacation?
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