When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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