When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which state is the cleanest?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
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