What did the biologist wear on his big date?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?