What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?