What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do naked fish play with?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What did March say to the madness?

What siblings are always sad?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?