Where do books sleep?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

People are so hard on car mechanics.