How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
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