How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Why do two skunks argue?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?