What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

It's allergy season again?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Which former US President was always cold?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?