Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
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