What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What game do bats excel at?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?