Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How is life like toilet paper?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!