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Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?