What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?