What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?