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Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?