What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?