Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's the slowest 5k?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Which singer could always break a five?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?