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I'm not a bad putter.

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?