Why do golfers hate cake?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?