What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?