What sport requires no movement at all?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?