My friend David had his ID stolen.

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What country has the most fish?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why are trees always so positive?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

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Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?