What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call an Irish spider?