Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Where do colds go on vacation?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do elephants have trunks?