What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a dog in space?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?