What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do cats wear to work?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?