Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Did you know about April 1st?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?