What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?