What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's the politest month?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?