What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

How do automobiles fly?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?